oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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