dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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