I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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