I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He kissed a someone with a penis
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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