weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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