Having a random hookup so left but love u
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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