UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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