Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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