Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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