Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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