Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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