You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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