Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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