Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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