just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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