im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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