you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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