umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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