We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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