In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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