Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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