i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My feet surprised me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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