she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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