Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
