I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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