that's an acceptable place to lick
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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