im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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