? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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