Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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