I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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