Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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