Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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