people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So much Jack, so little girl.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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