did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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