DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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