Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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