I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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