even my farts smell like vagina
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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