Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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