Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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