i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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