Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
how does that bad decision feel?
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