But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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