ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.