Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?