Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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