I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i already hear my dad disowning me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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