Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
