is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
