I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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