Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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