I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
soo... how was my night?
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