Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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