You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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