i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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